So in comes dad with a tissue paper to capture the offending arachnid.

Grandma is at home, watching the kids, perfect.Two hours later another text: "These repairman are redicolous and basically told my mother that we should continue to plunge the toilet after we use the restroom each time and they could show her how much tissue to use.

I sent a plumber there immediately, and the reason this time as well was facial tissues in the sewer line that caused the obstruction.

We do provide a ton of stuff. 40+ spices, extra easy to make shelf stable food, tissues, paper towels, soaps etc.

.- Gain entry to YOUR house, through whatever means, and immediately temporarily rent it with a written lease to your very large, muscular, aggressive, friend...  :-) .In Texas I have registered electronically with the Justice Courts in the counties where I have property and filing an eviction is relatively painless, even more so for squatters.

Like was mentioned use the tissue paper test.

My brother also has serious health problems related to his Muscular Dystophy.

. $15.00 per closetLight fixtures – glass cleaned and bulbs replaced $15.00 per fixture /$1.00 per bulbCeiling fan, blades- clean top & bottom, motor housing dust free $30.00 -$50.00Vacuum – per room (carpet is shampooed by management after move out at no charge) $15.00Carpet- burns, stains, soil as per estimate / replacementBaseboards – dust, wipe off, vacuum per room $15.00 per roomA/C vent cover – vacuum, dust $15.00Windows – Glass, tracks, clean and dust free $20.00 per windowTo remove window pane, slide pane to center of track- grasp each side, gently lift up and pull forward to remove, clean, replace in correct order.Window- Glass replacement $35.00 per windowScreens replacement- $25.00 per window -$40.00 per patio door $25.00- $40.00Mini-blinds replacement $20.00 per windowPatio door – Glass, clean both sides, track vacuumed, wiped clean $35.00Patio blind replacement $50.00 per windowOutdoor patio globe- clean $15.00Sweep off patio and railings $15.00Bathroom exhausts fan/vent cover, clean, dust free $15.00Bathtub, clean tub and tile surround $25.00 – $60.00Bath sink, vanity/countertop, clean $20.00Bath – medicine cabinet, clean inside, mirrors, light guard $20.00 minBathroom floor & wall tile – wash, clean tile $20.00 minTowel bar replacement $18.00 minToilet tissue spindle replacement $5.00Toilet – clean inside bowl and outside $20.00 minToilet seat replacement $20.00Kitchen cabinets – wipe off grease; remove shelf paper, empty out $20.00 minKitchen-sink, countertop, wipe off, clean garbage disposal ring $20.00 minDishwasher – clean, remove any food particles from inside $20.00 minVent hood – wipe off grease, clean filter, clean light guard, top/underside $20.00 minStove/ Oven- wipe off exterior, clean under drip pans, clean oven/racks $25.00 min to $125.00Drip pans – clean (replacement cost is $7.50 each) $30.00 maxBroiler pan replacement $20.00Refrigerator/ Freezer-wash off exterior, top, seals, inside, crispers $20.00 min to $75.00Walls / Woodwork – remove nails, screws $15.00 minWallpaper boarders-removal per room $50.00 minNicotine – stained walls/ woodwork that require cleaning (see below explanation) $25.00 per hour min.The cost to prep the unit for painting requires the walls and woodwork to be washed clean from the smoke odor/ and nicotine stained damage.GaragesGarages should be swept clean and all debris removed.Floors should be clean and free of oil and fluids. $25.00 minABANDONED PROPERTY REMOVAL DISPOSAL CHARGESKitchen table $20.00, Kitchen chairs $10.00 each, Upholstered chairs $20.00 each, Sofa/ Couch $35.00- $50.00, Hide abed $45.00, Mattress $20.00, Box Spring $20.00, Dressers $40.00,shelves, entertainment centers, bookcases, end tables, coffee tables, $15.00 - $50.00 each.Computers, Monitors $15.00 each, Televisions & Stereo Equipment $25.00 - $50.00 per item.

Just a soft tissue injury...they did pay for claimant's car.

Same reason why people call tissues “Kleenex” or inline skates “rollerblades”.