There's no admission of guilt, etc.). 

By your own admission, you are losing money.

He also insisted that I call a roofer.The signature line of his email said he’s the director of admissions at a very prestigious prep school in the area

And so that I did - I completed their long list of essay questions and another 2 months goes by.

Maybe you can if you already have a perfect SAT, make a large donation to the school, and have a personal relationship with the head of admissions. 

If I purchase a general admission ticket for myself, can my family stay with me in the included superior deluxe double bed room?

He can furnish admission letter, and letter from US brokerage account letter to prove he has funds in his account.

There are 3 pages worth of people saying your company is not worth the price of admission. 

That question will require an essay to answer every part of your question :) With stocks, you mostly gamble on appreciation.

We have long term renters in Houston that are a 30 year old married couple, combined household income of about $110k, and they're going to be renters for 3-4 more years (based on their own admission).