Intercontinental Hotel at the Oak Bar on the plaza. 

It was original down to the pink toilets.

@Emi Augustin Do not buy a property in Cleveland without contacting Chris Barone from Northpoint Asset Management.

How do ya end a war with an O&G baron invading a nation?

@Colleen Barone this has so many layers on it but read this post on seasoning HERE and this post (at least the first section) HERE. 

Think robber barons and their decedents.

One year Belgian DJ dubstep duo Ganga White Night was playing Red Rocks Amphitheater and booked, they loved it so much regardless of the plastic wrapped balconies, locked cabinets and pink elephant themed baby room that they asked to rent it again the following year.

@Baron Wheeler,Have you considered house hacking?

Treating property management as "passive" income lowers the bar on professionalism and hurts both tenants and properties.

I have had mostly great guests, but the few that I've had that were terribly messy (much of what you describe but also smearing pizza toppings on the floor, having an easter egg hunt (I found some of the eggs) with chocolate in fabric and pink maybe egg coloring staining two sets of sheets) and yet were given 5 star reviews from prior hosts.