Jim Bob" who walks in with tobacco juice dripping from his chin on to your carpet....]]]]]Well, for one thing, I sure wouldn't reject him for having 12 kids.I don't allow smokers, so the pipe smoking wife is an automatic rejection.

Assuming there are no smokers and they keep the place reasonably clean.Navajo white on the walls is always good.

I have to go off to a spot by myself away from everyone, people throw tomatoes, cabbage, and loaves of bread at me as they run from me yelling "SMOKER!!"

You can discriminate against smokers, or beat up cars with bald tires and no hubcaps.

This might sound weird, but do any of you charge a non refundable smoker fee?

They claimed they couldn't get folks that met my standards (non smokers, no pets, stable job history, no criminal background, and sufficient income).

Non-smoker: 10 points Number of residents does not exceed occupancy limits: (2 per bedroom+1)Background Check/Screening Name must not appear in Sex Offenders Registry.

The neighbor next door is a chain smoker. 

Yesterday, I had a great chat with a realtor, 20 minutes after I found out that the prop he listed was in counters and was a transaction between two chain smokers. 

I spent years advertising on CL and Zillow and found that 85-90% of the people didn't even read the ad....they just saw a unit was available that matched their price criteria and they called.........Just so I could explain to them that in the first two sentences of the ad it says, No smokers of any kind, no felonies or evictions ever, and your gross monthly income has to be 3.5x the rent.