Go to VRBO and pretend to book a McMansion cabin in Gatlinburg for tonight.  

I am that dog .... three MFH deals came to me this week and the piggy bank is too empty to purchase any of them in the traditional sense.... so I'm pretending I'm Ben and trying to convince the owners they should give me the keys w/o a downpayment.

I understand you don't like the idea of someone pretending to buy a property and close when they have no means.

At no point I act or pretend to act as someone else's agent or broker.

(expense ratio % to income)To be more specific let's pretend its on a $60,000 property in a blue collar neighborhood

Dont want to make a mistake that it might be someone random pretending to own the company.

Just pretend you didn't get her text and you'll be even.  

So I will pretend a little when I answer, as I guess I qualify as a "could be" full-timer.1.

Pretend you don't have any money.

I won't pretend to be the authority on lending,but it's my understanding that once you're in a commercial lender's office, they can evaluate the value of the property however they want since they hold the loan and don't answer to anyone but themselves.I'm not saying I'm definitely that I'm right in that, nor am I saying that typically it's as you say.