@Michael Moskos - talk to the tenant in a diplomatic way, remind him of the policy around noise, and the fact that he is disturbing everyone else, and if he does it again, call the cops and start the eviction process.  

You can still look nice and diplomatic, but you just don't engage in any explanations."

As a new career, funded by the church, he committed himself to the lifelong mission of animating the entire Bible for children, cover to cover, story by gruesome story.

Lots of young, ambitious, and talented guys coming off the mission ready to take over the world... this is the only market I would probably pass on.

Maybe there's a diplomatic way to handle this.

No more meetings, conference calls, mission/vision statements, budget reductions, lay offs, reorgs, down sizing, status reports, presentations, project reviews, HR shenanigans, doing more with less, office politics, performance reviews, etc.

Also,  I suspect at $140K, you are not buying Overland Park or Mission Hills or in gentrified areas around the Power and Light. 

src=/hudprogra...http://cotsonline.org/our-mission/cots-housing/http://www.vhcb.org/SharedHousingArticle.htmlSLEs (sober living environments).  

And if her mission is to get out of her lease (which often starts with complaints about habitability issues), you'll have removed the problem and will have documentation, if she ever tries to sue you over it.For what it's worth, that's my opinion :-)

It would be great if your witness could also video record it all.Your mission:  Ignore her completely, as you walk though and write everything down that relates to the walk through, and say it out loud for the camera.