Since then, I've learned that bourbon gives me a bloody nose. 

There is a good chance this tenant will resist moving - and may use every trick in the book to delay that at your expense - because they are getting such a screaming deal at your property.You are wise to systemetize your rent collection. 

The minute they crack the door, he chops the head off the chicken, screams "Baphomet!!!"

The kids scream, Karen runs, and I go to look for the broom, but by the time I had my weapon the mouse had hid somewhere in our master bedroom.

I remember shaking the little guy at three in the morning and screaming STFU!!!!

On monday i am calling the Child protection services on these people for smoking that dope around her baby, who I think is a drug baby because she screams at the top of her lungs for minutes at a time.. some times for over an hour.  

To parking across 2 parking spaces constantly and when I said I was going to have to give them a warning because I'm getting complaints and I'd already asked several times and the owner was breathing down my throat about it (in a very nice way)- I got screamed at and that was the end of that friendship.Now, prior to being their friends, there were none of these issues. 

It is time to evict her.And for those who think this is cruel, I'm one of those "elderly" folks (I'm about to turn 65 in a couple of months and if I get one more notice in the mail about Medicare supplemental insurance I'll scream) and a breast cancer "survivor".Your tenant does have a daughter so she is certainly not alone in the world.  

I did not get a screaming deal and my rent rate conforms to the market.  

That looks like a screaming good deal to me on the surface.