After reading everyone's input,  i came to the conclusion that this is the pepper way to get the snowball rolling.

@Cheryl Pepper,I am checking out the local REIA.  

Look at it this way; "it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't. " (red hot chili peppers).

If the farm sells via road side stand, then we will run the cables and put in a couple complementary free charging stations and customers get free "gas" while they shop for peppers, tomatoes, leeks, and hemp buds.China is going the path of Volvo... as they see that transportation electrification makes sense. 

Agents get careless because this is a one in a ten-thousand type of deal, and they think that won't happen to me, but one in ten- thousand is still way to low for me.I suggested that the ladies carry hornet spray instead of pepper spray because you need to be close for pepper spray but hornet spray could travel 30 feet.

That being said, as I mentioned before there is a nice "hipster"  Brewery called Brew Gentlemen and a few new restaurants called Superior Motors and Peppers N'at.

When I was in the midwest, I ALWAYS carried pepper spray and a five-cell maglite.

I prefer pepper spray over a gun for many reasons but mainly, I can take down multiple perps, I can't miss and usually a lot less legal hassle if used versus a gun.

You make a lot of wild assumptions peppered with hyperbole that don't serve you well.

You can also carry pepper spray, if it's legal in your area.