If you have a 401k at your employer, maybe you can take a loan from there instead?

It's worth reaching out to Corporate Housing Groups (most HR Departments at large employers have this division as well as Relocation Companies that you can find via an internet search) to offer your property as a 30-day furnished rental.

Solo 401k requires self employment with no full time employees other than you and a spouse.  

@Renay Reese my employer doesn’t want us to carry but, I do because I work near the airport and people are crazy around here...

IDK. " If you are an employer paying with Bitcoin, you must report employee earnings to the IRS on W-2 forms.

I tried a few different PMs when I was employed but was never happy with any of them; knew I couldn't do any worse...

A broker can do your shopping and they typically look out for their clients (you) An agent is looking out for his employer (not you) Make sure to read the fine print on your policy.

As a self-employed 1099 individual, your best route is most likely DSCR.

I brought my friend along and he devised a few strategies to employ with the property.

Sometimes large employers will rent furnished apartments for their employees coming to town on a regular basis.Also, if you believe strongly in the appreciation of the house, how bad would the negative cash flow be if you did long term rental?