My improved duplex cash flows a hair shy of $400/month.

No problem Cyles, you just added another gray hair or two.

I've definitely been pulling my hair out over this!!

I'll bet any real estate attorney there will be friendly, they get even friendlier when you pay them.If you mean those that advise you not to do some screwy, dumb. stupid, hair-brained, unconventional, guruized, scamming or illegal activity, they aren't being unfriendly, to the contrary, they are probably being very friendly keeping you out of trouble you can't afford to get into.Call Realtors in the area and get references for a good RE attorney, see who the Board of Realtors uses or has used, ask your lender for the names of three good ones.Forget about trying to get a good attorney to advise you to do things you shouldn't be, adapt your methods and strategies to their advice!

She said emphatically, that she felt a cold presence that haunted her and made the hair on her neck stand on end.

It would make your hair stand up.

It sounds like there is a lot of hair on this one - and not much of a payoff for it.

Deals with what we call in the business a lot of "hair" on them I pass unless I am picking it up for really, really cheap.

Appraisals here are worth just a hair above jack friggin' squat.

when you find yourself coveting Donald Trump's hair piece......... even though you have a full head of hair.when, while telling the priest in the church confessional that you're going the straight and narrow and giving up the mistress, you find yourself preoccupied with calculating the the additional revenue the apt you provided her will bring in.when you begin fantasizing that global warming and the melting of the polar ice caps may some day turn your troubled lower income properties into valuable beach front properties.