On what planet does that work?

It seems like the whole planet has Indianapolis in it's sights - and they are right to do so!

You can read every book on the planet and still not be ready to be a landlord or deal with partners.

Use plastic gloves if you do it yourself, they are toxic.

On what planet would any self respecting REI ever accept that as an annual return? 

Nobody is trucking new real estate in from the outer planets yes, but then again, many people keep buying it and many people keep selling it.

I always try to be on the side of the angels, but a deal that can pass the Doom-and-Gloom test is usually much more solid than one that depends on unicorns and candy sprinkles aligning with the planets. 

Easiest scam on the planet is that a PML agrees to fund your deal if you send in an origination fee. 

Note differences between comps (1 more bedroom, 300 less square footage, not located next to a toxic waste treatment plant, etc)3.

During this time I contacted the manufacturers accidental poisoning hotline, they informed me that the chances of relay toxicity as they call it, is very slim, and that cats tend to be very resilient to this particular poison.