Listing them on a random website on the internet and not in our contract or invoice with other terms and conditions doesn’t mean I’m bound to them.

It could be random things like the 4th of July holiday that meant no one was out looking at homes.

If you have, say, $30K in savings, what you should NOT do is spend all of it on some random property that shows in a spreadsheet that you'll make $102 a month, and then you buy it and get crushed by repairs and maintenance. 

I have kind of a random question.

RANDOME people.

I can’t imagine many parties of 8+ people are looking to stay on a random weeknight.

What I have seen more and more is random fees getting thrown into closing statements.  

You aren't going to buy a course and then randomly become rich.

Also, consider that this person may not wish to be stuck with random roommates when you move out.

Could there be a random lender that might find a way to get you 100% LTV at purchase, maybe, but I would assume those lenders are a) almost impossible to find, if they exist at all and b) the loan would be so expensive, that even the DSCR calculation would limit your proceeds to a point that you would still need equity in the deal.What would likely be a better route to look into is: an equity partner for your down payments.