Massage your balance.

IRR can be massaged to confuse the many sophisticated investors. 2 deals with the same IRR and term can yield a quite different multiple.

Lots of misconceptions in this thread.Service animals, emotional support animals, working animals, therapy dogs are all treated a bit different under different jurisdictions. 

Exposure therapy.

A specific degree like in accounting, chemistry or engineering or a gateway degree to a professional graduate program such as physical therapy has value.

Hey all,My sister is a massage therapist, she rents a room from another massage therapist, who subleases a room in a larger office that caters to the profession, which gave me the idea to look into this niche.

Not believing your numbers, or massaging your numbers to fit the deal.

(You May want to massage this as it may be interpreted as no lawn mowing required either “Please continue to bring to my attention any required maintenance by submitting a brief description and pictures to _____@ myemailaddy.com so we can both ensure your home remains as lovely as it was the day you viewed it!

I should note that I do have a couple properties in mind, one of which I'm working with a lawyer on to craft/legally massage the LOI (and future PSA) and have started discussions with lenders.Exciting!

Although your percentages are solid, consider massaging them a bit.