@Russell Brazil  I agree with Russ totally depends on what kind of real estate.. keep in mind that when you ask this on BP 90% of those on this site will gravitate to the only real estate is rental either sfr or small plexs or MF.. there are many many other types of real estate .take for instance in my mind one of the safest and most passive is investing in land in the path of progress.. pay cash and hold it.. nothing to it.. over time if you buy right or you buy a timber tract with middle age marketable timber species like Doug Fir or white pine  west  East  … these are very solid long term safe investments that you just make and sit and wait.some of the biggest money made in real estate though is land in the path of progress.. this keeps you immune from the ups and downs and risks of tenants.. 

If you bury the body deep enough, you probably won't get caught." hahaha. 

This is because the federal government is a "sovereign" and they are entitled to something called a "sovereign immunity."

However, I'm not sure if the seller's submitted contract will allow me to do so, although there is nothing within the body of the contract itself that mentions anything binding me from doing so and my seller is absolutely fine with the idea of me assigning my interest elsewhere.

I've talked to my title person, county assessor, real estate attorney, and any body else I think may know what to do, and no one has been able to give me any advice that I can act on.

Have any body had any experience with this?

I like this route because I can see their body language, and its easier to gauge the tone of their voice.

Is this a really high crime area where the police just collect the bodies?

But I do want to take this seriously as I don’t plan on scaling skyscrapers and beating my body to death until I’m 60 years old.

I will keep that in mind when investing near a body of water, I'm sure there is some kind of insurance to cover hurricane damage?