The carpet turned out to be an inch of dog hair from huskies that he’d owned.

A seller who is pulling their hair out can be a very motivated person, indeed, if you can tolerate the insanity.

Look for people who have specific catalysts and are pulling their hair out, preferably in big clumps.Don't show up with hair spray and brushes.

I'm new to direct mail but I do think that a >10% response even with a yellow letter to a good list is better than you should expect.For the postcards that seems just a hair low.I think for that many pieces I would have expected 10+/-3 calls so not that far off.

The other thing I would do is make sure you tell everyone you know or encounter that you're looking to buy, (family, friends, hair salon, nail salon, literally anyone you can engage in small talk).

The housing authority has the landlord by the short hairs.

Quote from @Sarah Grace Haire: Hi Shawn!

Yeah, the math works but it seems like splitting hairs to me.

Like 5-10 minutes.Sometimes I hate my age, height, hair color, and gender. 

The faucet - well, if having a hose helps her feel more efficient in her kitchen, or maybe she wants to wash her hair in the sink after coloring it, I guess that's not horrible either.