We have been very patient with her for 6-8 months after her back surgery. 

:Unless these are expensive wood blinds - mini blinds are $ 3.88 per piece at Walmart, so you'd spend less than $ 100 for a housel Most people don't put cheap plastic blinds in their house...and don't have 2 x 4 windows. 

What if the buyer were a neural surgeon making $4M per surgery, and needed some kind of loss to write off against his/her income?

They do love plastic though.

Break-in's left right and center, stripped copper, holly-cow all the stripping happening to point he just did it himself and left in front yard and posted signs saying "all the plumbing is plastic pipes now". 

Some people on BP act like evicting someone is brain surgery and one must hire a professional - it's not hard to do.

Uhh... yea....Just as I avoid realtors and DIY for myself, I will also drive myself to the hospital too if I actually need surgery and ONLY if I need surgery.  

I personally hate plastic tub surrounds, so I avoid the.I will say, going neutral is your best bet.  

A small puncture on her cheek that ABSOLUTELY involved a plastic surgeon.

My wife is a potter with a deep aversion to all things plastic.