@Frank Geiger Hahaha , classic!

It went awayThis one is a classic....https://www.youtube.com/watch?

What you're thinking is a classic strategy. 

If you're a car guy it's like Jay Leno telling you not to buy a classic car until you can afford to pay to have a total restoration done on it.

I would also include something about the exterior- we have local ordinances about porch/yard furniture having to be outdoor furniture (to keep people from the classic couch on the porch), when and where to place garbage bins and recycling, and keeping the yard cleaned up (no garden or solo cups and beer bottles etc).  

classic Home warranty scheme- A/C stuff is serious and would always require a quick trip to take a look- Wait an extra day.

Buy and hold rentals are the classic "get rich slow" enterprise.

@Matthew Paul and @Joe Splitrock, my classic symptom of a toy, or an ink pen, or a similar object in the toilet is a slow flush or no flush (for a while) until the clogged toilet paper wrapped and bunched up around the object dissolves. 

Residential homeowners are about the last ones to realize.We're in the classic dead cat bounce right now.

Also, I have a mentor whose profits are directly tied to my success, which is a much better deal than most newbies who pay for classical mentoring get.