Pretend you're moving there... get to that level of knowledge.

So you can pretend that is spread out across the previous 12 months bars. 

They can probably tell you have no idea what you are doing, so don’t pretend.

They will take your money, promise you riches, pretend to give you the key to financial freedom and hand you a blueprint that has no bearing here, today.

I don't pretend to know these different arrangements, like you say, I would leave it to the attorney.

I suggest setting-up your bank account to auto-pay your loans and then forget about them--pretend they don't exist--and start moving forward with your life now.

I live in a high appreciation area, so I could consider it, but for this example, let's pretend that it's not being taken into account that I get far more appreciation returns on a 300K house than I do on a house that is worth 150K now.

If you ask me why, I'm just going to ignore you and pretend you don't exist.

Reminds me of what wannabe Wholesalers get up to, pretending they've got Funds or Buyers lined up in order to get properties under Contract. 

Airbnb, like the Ubers, GrubHubs, and other VC backed imposters pretending to have a business model simply used the same play of pouring cheap money into flashy marketing and lofty, if empty, claims about changing the world.