Feels bad the 11 year old son's x-box and sports equipment are locked up.  

I shoot competitive sporting clays when it's not hunting season. 

You should see what is happening downtown for yourself everything from 99.9% occupancy rates, new business development, world class chefs, casino, lake, river, beaches, millennials are moving into and staying  within affordable downtown, major sports, new convention center and much more - its really AMAZING!!!!

Currently, I participate in softball, golf and pickle ball – at least two of the 3 sports 6 days a week.

Yes, when the Portland Trail Blazer passed up Michael Jordan in the 1984 draft they made the worst decision maybe in the history of sports....

I can rebuild a sport bike motor from the ground up (I have in the past) but that doesn't mean my time doesn't have a highest and best use. 

Unless one is in water sports and activities

For Facebook ads listen to some GaryVee on very targeted, 40 different personalized thoughtful ads targeted to: town, neighborhood, sports teams, school parent groups, local fire department, Scouts, etc.

Isn't there something akin to a player's union in professional sports in the investment world?

Maybe twenty slips,as a minimum, and even then there would need to be other profit centers, bait shop, clothing, sporting goods, laundry, etc.....