I’d love to but my working hours conflict with most normal human schedules. 2:30-11pm mon-fri.

Remember to use a plastic chair protector for your office chairs as the casters WILL dent the floor...pads under the legs of chairs/furniture...If you were thinking of turning it into rental down the road, I'd go laminate in a heartbeat. 

Originally posted by @Larry Fried:@Brandon Hausauer Hi and welcome to BP as a poster!  

Used $10 from one unit for one month to order fried Sardines.  

You failed to mention that your $14 Billion appraisal came from Sam Bankman-Fried's offer to buy it with his coins. 

I've got bigger fish to fry.

They sell a little install kit that has a plastic block used to snap them together and a metal bar that you use for the pieces next to the wall.

Plastic coated cable works well.If the rope isn't on the window you'll need to pull off one side of the sash and pull the window out (lower part of a double hung) and screw in to attach the rope.Put the weights on so that in the full down position the weights are just below the opening at the roller wheel

Rather than using ABS (plastic) for the drains he installs cast-iron that has a life expectancy for commercial purposes for 15 years.A city inspector catches the Hispanics working on the job and the city stops the work.

A plastic splash guard, as @Colleen F. indicates, will definitely help in this case.