Part of the reason I threw myself into work and used to work 60-80 hours per week until I was let go last year when a new Upper Management came on board and started replacing managers with personnel from his previous employer.

If you’re self employed (or can be) with no full time w-2 employees outside of you and a spouse you should consider the solo 401k instead if SDIRA.

My issue with the Bay is that I can buy for myself and my employer will give me ~$450k as a no interest loan. 

If you have a 401k at your employer, maybe you can take a loan from there instead?

It's worth reaching out to Corporate Housing Groups (most HR Departments at large employers have this division as well as Relocation Companies that you can find via an internet search) to offer your property as a 30-day furnished rental.

Solo 401k requires self employment with no full time employees other than you and a spouse.  

@Renay Reese my employer doesn’t want us to carry but, I do because I work near the airport and people are crazy around here...

IDK. " If you are an employer paying with Bitcoin, you must report employee earnings to the IRS on W-2 forms.

I tried a few different PMs when I was employed but was never happy with any of them; knew I couldn't do any worse...

A broker can do your shopping and they typically look out for their clients (you) An agent is looking out for his employer (not you) Make sure to read the fine print on your policy.