On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

I don’t know  anything about Peerstreet and Yieldstreet (sounds interesting though) but I did buy some land and develop a commercial export banana plantation several years ago; 50,000 trees, 50 field workers, aerial spraying and contracted buyer. 

When I was in the midwest, I ALWAYS carried pepper spray and a five-cell maglite.

I'm going to do a bit of sanding, apply a can of spray-on boogers before I paint.

Another option is pepper spray.

The professionals who come in will usually spray, which can be effective when done correctly, but also may not be healthy for a baby.

It sounds like the shelving you are trying to paint aould be nearly impossible to paint any other way but spraying so it sounds like you're stuck. 

One person covered an entire wall with a tiger spray-paint mural.

Otherwise a typical mild recession will feel predictable, and won't be that jarring. 

@Greggory Kowalkowski I had this same exact scenario in one of my units...property is from 1880.We did the old fashioned method in 75% of the unit which was spraying chemicals and scraping down to the horse hair plaster.