I work in a controversial job... the dilemma is - it's not in real estate. 

A health cult?

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It has to do with almost all of the lots being very steep and also needing septic which require surveyors and health dept reviews and surveyors being backed up for months.  

They inherited the property from his father, ran the home for many years, are facing some health issues and are retired.

Also, put any repairs pointed out by the inspector into the following categories (by priority)1) Health & Safety - to avoid tenant injury and potential lawsuits2) Property Preservation - to stop further costlier damages3) Government Required - city inspection repairs & S84) Marketing Negative Impact - who'll rent a house with purple bedrooms?

Then use that report as a guide to what else really needs fixing.Also, use this guide to prioritize repairs:1) Health & Safety issues2) Property Preservation3) Goverment Required (S8 and city inspections)4) Marketing negative impact5) MiscellaneousAlso, keep in mind YOU are NOT living in the home!

Your retirement and health costs alone will eat you alive.

I also agree that it is the wrong response to ask them to put TP in the trash, that would be a health hazard.

We don’t have any data to better understand your dilemma… which makes giving accurate advice more difficult.