Adding taxes and insurance would be an even higher payment. 

Your specific job requirements appear to be an outlier. 

Yup then you get newbies coming up after they watch you buy a few and want to buy you a cup of coffee and pick your  brain.. 

Coffee stains under the fridge or a dust bunny in a corner, not if you want the 5 star review and the repeat bidness 🤪 What would be included in a deep clean that is not normally cleaned?

Often these are wholesalers posting crap properties, but you can start reaching out to people to connect for coffee or lunch.  

Padsplit as a company has greesed alot of palms to be an acceptable violatoin of zoning and business licensing requirments for a hotel. 

Yes - a DSCR Loan would be an option for you. 

These lenders can be an excellent option for quicker access to funds if you're ready to move on to the next property.

That is why it's also uniquely American that in USA a person who throws hot coffee on there lap can get paid $30million for the coffee being hot..... (2) Because that's what the market wants.     

Not sure if I would want one in an STR though with so many parts, not knowing how to use it, potential for mess etcI have an automatic machine that grinds the coffee, packs and dispenses.