I had a whole incubator program I called "0-Hero" where I would train a person in everything, literally everything, from 0, and promoted best part was no buyer-list needed or struggle to find $ because that was me, done, ready to go just do the steps. 

You're literally forcing instant gratification when you're at the 20 yard line.

Real estate school literally teaches you nothing at all thats relevant in the business. 

It’s literally the first website that comes up when you google emotional support certification.

Literally, first come first serve, assuming you are granted a judgement, of course.

I can literally arbitrage the spread between my existing mortgages and my Ally bank savings account. 

I can't think of literally anything the Fed's have ever "solved". 

Quote from @John Underwood: Just add the fee up front and get the car info after booking.They literally won’t let owners do that.

I know from experience that contractors disappear, tenants stop paying rent (good luck if you're in a blue state..sold everything in NY for this reason), interest rates go up as we've witnessed over the last couple of years, anomalies happen (Covid literally effed a lot of us investors).Not to be discouraging, but i've been through all of these and if you can get through it, great.

My investing journey literally started with properties falling into my lap pre-2013 so when I started hearing all these terms I was confused.