@Michael K Gallagher *$20 for cats…fat thumbs!

The gel coat has to be regularly refinished and fat people can actually break it. 

No fat or moss growing on our butts!

And that's a  fat chunk of change spent on the ceiling repair when the materials cost is 3 sheets of drywall, max-cost at $13 per, some screws, a small bucket of mud at $10, a small roll of paper tape, primer and white paint.

That's a fat zero ROI for a buy and hold investments.

It's like a gym membership, just because you get a whopper on the way home and remain fat don't mean you don't gotta pay the fee.

Before consumer -facing rates rise significantly, the big fat "HEY GUYS LET'S DO AN IPO/SPAC OUR NUMBERS (temporarily, but  let's leave that part out) LOOK SUPER SEXY!!!"

One of the things I've done is move out of a $150K condo with tennis courts, a pool, and a fat HOA fee to a duplex I bought for $45K in a not-so-nice neighborhood.

You don't want to end up working for less than minimum wage by the time this project is completed.I've been in business many years and every once in a while my employees sell a big fat job to a homeowner for $50,000 or $60,000 just for plumbing repairs, electrical work and sometimes a kitchen or bathroom remodel.

But they're cool and groovy so the fat cats gotta have them.