Giving away the place cheap only creates more work for yourself screening lower income individuals, and attracts scammers.

That is a cheap pet fee and good cancellation. 

We have a tons of lots around here like the one you described, many of which can be bought for cheap and are not listed because there are just barely any buyers for such.

The lot I am looking at is near a Dam and the power in my area is super cheap.  

All bulk and relatively cheap from Amazon.

is it in A cheap city that has vacant properties selling for far lower than turnkey rentals?

Some of the best BRRRR deals I have seen play out this way:You buy a home cheap enough that when you do a renovation and pull out 75-80% LTV, your rent covers your mortgage and you have returned most of your investmentThis is for A-B class areas. 

Defense was just something like I just wanted to buy a part of San Francisco for cheap, I wasn't planning to do anything sinister.   

Same goes for other things too, but now I don't mess around with anything regarding water and cheap brands I haven't heard of before.2.

For most people getting an LLC is relatively cheap.