They love it there, have somewhat low income (one is a hair stylist and the other works at a restaurant).   

I was pulling my hair out dealing with check ins and outs, cleaners and more!

My contractor turned out to be a scam artist and I am certain he is singlehandedly responsible for about 50% of the gray hairs on my head.

The entryway floor and all the floor I could see was full of hair.

FHA/VA loans trending a hair above 6.5%.

Just because hair is found inside a clogged drain the clog is not the tenant's fault when they rent a unit with ancient plumbing that was 99% clogged the day they moved in. the poor drainage system snags the hair and there is nothing the poor tenant can do to prevent the drain from clogging.

Cash is cool but it’s also risky, taking on a lender will add an extra set of eyes on your deal, and keeping that cash as reserves will keep your hair from going grey and falling out. 

Do you need to go to the bars when you can just buy a six pack and drink at home, do you really need to get your nails and hair done at a solon when you can do it yourself, do you need to pay so many phone bills does everyone including your 3 yr old need phones?

Drag guests out by their hair and such.

The headache and delays may not be worth the risk of losing your EMD (or your hair) for the purchase transaction if the lender can't perform.