Lastly, the old "due on sale" clause that technically enables the bank to require you to payoff the mortgage when you transfer ownership of the asset.

Identify a property that needs work on the MLS and purchase as a primary residence (which enables the best possible financing terms) - move in & make repairs (that can be financed into the loan).

Non QM and DSCR lenders have more flexibility and a wide array of lending products that do not fall into the same bucket as the government restricted products that you are talking about.Secondly, there are some strategies which enable long term financing sooner...  

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I am interested in working for a title company, property management company, commercial real estate brokerage.. really anything that will enable me to inundate myself in the business and soak up knowledge.

In high cost counties, like most of CA for example, you get extremely high loan size limits, so it enables VA buyers that have partially used entitlement to still get a ton of home.But each scenario will be different based on those variables. 

Plenty of opportunity to up-charge though, I could expand into pictures, drone shots, there’s a 2D rendering matterport will do based on the top down view of the house from the scan.This has a very high income opportunity and will absolutely enable me to start investing in real estate, just in time for the predicted dip.

Failure to do so is fraud which enables you to go after the seller or any real estate agents involved.

My lender and his main underwriter are swearing up and down that they close loans all the time for investors who quit claim the deed to the LLC and while it does technically enable the due on sale clause the banks never call the loan. 

I'm not a tax pro but if you sell your home in Brentwood as your principal residence you will most likely pay way fewer taxes than if you sold it next year as an investment property, which would enable you to hold onto the cash for a bit and make a smart decision as to what to buy next.