In my 5 unit rental it is required to have fire extinguishers and a fire alarm and quarterly inspections.

The failure rate was alarming. 

Meanwhile the bond market is sounding every alarm it has with Treasury's fully under 150 basis points, Eurodollars futures being equally bent out of shape, P/E ratios are putting on a comedy show.So how does this proceed? 

Not alarming but she is next to the boiler room and is usually to hot..

Any creditor that accepts payments by phone could potentially receive payment via a fraudulent check, not just one where you have a relationship (and it's a creditor the thief owes, so it could be some creditor totally unfamiliar to you).

So now that I have the ball rolling, the town is trying to mandate that I install sprinklers in the ENTIRE building which will include a fire alarm system that will need to be monitored, in my terms $40,000 worth or work?!?! 

In other words, if the detectors sounds off in Unit 1, the detectors also alarm Units 2, 3, etc.? 

Im sure I can tie my shoe, or get my duffle bag ready in that time.TL;DR, dont buy smart keys, they usually are a fast way for a free pass to a smart thief. 

It's exciting times :)I have checked that the deposits are untouched and the current debt in the property - nothing alarming here.A red flag is the last tenant that moved in.

Appraiser is requiring a hard wired fire alarm to be installed.