We will definitely be having a CPA take a look before doing anything.

Also an irritating, ill-behaved, noisy traffic hazard.

The unit had old carpeting and I was looking at a month's vacancy, losing me $1,100 and the tenant swore that the dog was well behaved so I figured it was worth a try.

If not you should be/have been.

or would you have to go out afterward and commit suicide once you discover just how badly you've been behaving?

One I don't want my staff to have to deal with a jerk, and two if you cannot behave in any decent manner online, it won't be any better over a phone call. 

Perhaps I would be have done better taking more financial risk for the past 35 year.

I suspect our Pt Loma units will each be having their rent raised at least $200/month.

This is exactly the kind of conversation we need to be having at this juncture in our lives. 

If you are behaving like a scammy, irresponsible business then the courts might be more inclined to listen to a lawyer saying that it's not a real business entity.I continually hear that the LLCs don't matter.