*pounds fists on table*  I WAS PROMISED CHEAP HOUSES!

If not, they will tell you to pound sand and then you can either have them move when their lease is up or evict for cause when the virus lifts.

But, it drove her nuts.So, one night she's pounding on my door hysterical. 

Now the buyer is trying to re-trade the seller on price to make the cash flow numbers work and the seller says pound sand that's not my problem and the deal falls out.Now the buyer has thousands to tens of thousands in sunk costs all because they did not verify ahead of time.

And another time when the ceiling mysteriously fell down on a supposedly sleeping tenant (I'm quite sure she was pounding on her ceiling with a broom LOL).  

The fact that you deflect such questions and actual RE discussion and rather prefer to pound your chest about how many units you own and try to knock me down in order to build yourself up is very telling too, BTW.In the case that you are purely #2 above (which of course you would never admit), then my advice would be to insert some humility into your workflow, and do it fast ... guys like you that think they are immune to market forces and can't lose money in a hot market are really a dime a dozen, and whether they invest in CA, Ohio, or any and all points out side and in between, the market has a way of humbling them in the long run.

Any pet I've seen in the apartment has been one of those toy dogs, 10-12 pound maltipoo's. 

I told them to pound sand!!!

. $20 worth of quarters weigh a pound.

Everyone suggesting you take a pound of flesh from your own parents is is missing the bigger picture about life.