I figure you could charge an arm and a leg during bigger music festivals but I can't verify that, and I also don't know what it's like year-round over there.  

Since Asbury is more than just a typical beach town with the amount of restaurants, events, and large music scene it attracts a large amount of year round interest.

For all of the pain, arguing with tenants, drugs and screeching tires and loud music and social management....

Brian, you sound like the Music Man in the musical teaching kids how to play instruments he sold as a con man who knew nothing about teaching music, he called his method the "Think System" if you think you can, you can, but with a little help they did get to 76 Trombones in their parade.

I'm ready to be CURED of the disease.I currently work as an insurance agent and a minister of music at a local church.

I write/edit/mix music as a hobby, so I might hit you up with your DJ thing...Cheers!

I open garage and unlock doors and play music or tv and turn on air or heater all through my phone.

I think everyone understands the reason for locks and thermostats but I would also add lighting control so you can ensure everything is off once everyone leaves which would save a ton of money and speakers so you guests can enjoy music anywhere in the home if they want (after all it is a vacation :). 

I've been working for myself in the music industry for the last 10 yrs.

I find I rarely listen to music in the car anymore as I always have an audiobook or podcast going.