Try to position properties around Hospitals (teaching-hospitals work best) as these are great locations for rent by rooms for nurses and students that only need a place to sleep and cook for a couple of hours and then get back to work.

While it's unlikely that all burners will be used simultaneously, I want to ensure proper ventilation in case tenants decide to cook large meals regularly.The standard rule suggests dividing the BTU by 100 to determine the required CFM for the vent hood.

I don't think anyone could be evicted simply because they are a smoker but only if they violate the rules that are set. 

If someone sneaks across the border, gets a job as a cook, not having the proper paperwork does not make him not a cook.

It will be tax free when it cooks off..

All homes must have: bathing space, sleeping space, cooking space. 

Take a look at either your Retained Earnings line (if you're reinvesting cash into the asset), your Shareholders Equity (if you have partners and are pushing out K-1's, at the end of the year) or Owners Equity line on your Financials, you will clearly see what I'm talking about, the financials don't lie unless you're cooking the books or doing them wrong.

Option (a) above, but hand the bank some steam-cooked carrots instead - Bugs Bunny style.

Another thing is to check if they are running their AC unit or opening windows from time to time especially if they are cooking.

i once heard on a podcast about this, that the guy even included 'how to know if your lightbulb blew out and how to replace it.' it's not common sense to many kids who lived at home up until then. this will reduce headaches for you. how to know if a toilet is clogged and how to unclog it, what to do when smoke detectors go off from cooking...