That's probably why they create all these self-help tools so we don't have to call them :) Hahah yeah....Have you noticed a lot of the big corporate monsters are making it nearly impossible to find even a contact phone #...?

In any event, even if the unforeseen monster does pop up (plumbing problem, foundation, mold etc) etc. 

Why not try hiring a private detective to follow the kids home and then turn them into the Police (file a lawsuit against the parents, and a restraining order against the 14 year olds).You only need to find the home of one, and he will Rat Out the rest under the (perceived) "third Degree" questioning by the Police Officers.They might still throw rocks, but at least you can get a handle on it some what.Maybe a witch lives there, or a monster, or a ghost--who knows--it's kids..(???)

He sounds like one of those monsters that DVR a program, but doesn't skip through the commercials

It enables the one day turn which is typically just small hole patching, touch up paint, clean with assistance from a robot vacuum, rekey quickset smart key locks, shampoo/swiffer floors as needed and small stuff (broken blinds & detector batteries).

@Sean Craigg The taxes are the monster in the room.

Purchase price: $812,500 Cash invested: $162,500 Purchased for 362,000 Rehabilitated existing building to 3 units (monster house) - 1(ea) 4 bed / 2 bath ; 1(ea) 3 bed/ 1 bath; 1(ea) StudioBuild 2 new units + garage to include 1(ea) 2 bed / 1 bath and 1(ea) 1 bed / 1 bath Currently grosses $7,350 / mo.

And i got a monsters zip line approved through the county and state..

The assignment contract is very short, but the buy/sell contract is a full 18 page monster. 

And the politician that gives out the most "free" stuff will be the one that continues to win elections.That sure as hell sounds like a damned good reason we want kids to learn calculus and program robots in high school (to do the jobs of tomorrow) but they never have to write out an amortization table (to figure out how they're getting screwed today).I'm still trying to figure out what kind of slick moves were pulled to kill Home Economics and basic cooking instruction in every high school in America.