I am aggressively going after these two properties because I have been passing them for about 18 months and know that they are inherited and unwanted properties.

It's as much a caricature as a fat, floridly mustachioed police officer pounding down a doughnut in a Crown Victoria.Does the tenant have your telephone number?

@Mark Benevento‘Would be more than willing to pay one months rent for them elsewhere’, sounds like a cash for keys option and is one of the most popular methods of getting unwanted tenants out of a property.You haven’t provided anymore information about the tenants or what grade the property is (B, C, D?)

2000 pound shed 8x16 wooden on two sides metal on two sides.

Police reports, noise complaints, discussions re unwanted gatherings suggesting drug activity, complete list of tenants and phone numbers. 

As someone who's put on 15 pounds in the past year can easily attest to, this couldn't be more accurate.

I am quite a hothead myself and this tenant was a wimpy 4-/1/2 foot 85 pound Asian, but I actually smiled and asked the tenant when he was going to move.

I go through about two pounds of raw sausage a day and almost as much cappy (just on the weekends, however).

Pound in some tall stakes, and run several lengths of stringline at 1', 2' and 3' off the ground and you've got an instant fence. 

U.S. building codes specify a uniform live load of 40 pounds per square foot (psf) for most residential floor designs.