The failure rate was alarming. 

Meanwhile the bond market is sounding every alarm it has with Treasury's fully under 150 basis points, Eurodollars futures being equally bent out of shape, P/E ratios are putting on a comedy show.So how does this proceed? 

If you hired a a thief, and the thief got caught, you're still going to jail.

If you remove and sell that chandelier, Mike, you will be a thief.

Do they have problems with the building’s fire alarm?

Obviously ADT will be coming out again to fix the alarm but at this point, I'm not even sure that will work!

Like @Ned Carey said just read a lot and ask question here on BP and pretty soon you will realize you do not need any guru, and start investing on your own, and you will also develop an important tool called the "bs meter" to alarm you If you are about to be taken by a guru or anyone.

:courtesy of 123flip.com step 0 secure the property, make sure all windows cannot be opened from the outside, all doors are secured with 2X4s. entry door has heavy duty bolts, there is a loud motion alarm in place for the night. did you locate shut off valves for all the utilities ?

Also consider this, post signs saying that "in support of local law enforcement, a series of drug dog training activities will be conducted on this property, do not be alarmed if you see the police or their k-9 partners next Saturday"  You can in many cases, actually allow the police to train on your property, but you have to ask them.

Bought a Minut device which can monitor noise levels and other alarms.