(let's pretend the said person is ready to take on leads) Anyone else considering those services? 

First: DO NOT BUY WITHOUT AN INSPECTION (Unless you are a seasoned inspector, construction person etc.)SECOND: DO NOT BUY WITHOUT A FINANCING CONTINGENCY (you can't close if you don't get financed, so don't pretend you can)If you need to offer without inspection... bring your inspector to the showing, and inform the broker you are doing an inspection on the property in preparation for an offer. 

Ha@Steve Rozenberg I heard a tip from a guy at a bar once that if you don't have a property manager, pretend to be the property manager so the tenants don't think you own the house.

ALL google is , is a code that tries to pretend it' is human.

Pretend you got a $1000 per month at work.

But also, they aren't as cheap as they like to pretend to be.   

Pretend you didn't hear it.

I'm not going pretend that I understand anything about how the tax side of things work, but I was reading this article the other day by Michael Plaks (not sure how to tag people, sorry).https://www.biggerpockets.com/...One of the things that caught was the topic of depreciation recapture. 

. ($1395 to $1950) and ($1125 to $1495)in my head I simply applied the security deposit towards repairs and pretended I didn’t get rent that month.

Perhaps you can pretend the seller is a grouchy client who insists on Comic Sans. lol, right?