I live in the basement unit of a house and I rent out the upstairs to skinny young adults and if you heard the stomping around that I hear you would be convinced they are all 300+ pounds upstairs. 

50,000 pounds of trash?

But you are right, 6000 pound small car made entirely out of iron is indestructible!

Don't be afraid if you need to in the future to tell the HOA to go pound sand.

You could have meat at 20 a pound costs but if prepared wrong it can taste like crap.

Another example: A tenant of my daughter's complained to the PM that she was afraid a limb would fall off a tree in the backyard and hurt her 5 pound dog.  

Here's the latest numbers on the phase out of R22.51 million pounds allowed in 2014 to 22 million pounds beginning Jan. 1, 2015.

Exterior, especially if not required and not necessary, I would tell him to pound sand.

If I had a tenant pounding crack in my place I'd make sure they went to jail, that can be a clean up issue as an environmental hazard.

Got a call today from a tenant about the central AC not cooling - the fan is on but not blowing cold air.Tenant is in a 2/1 two people with two 50 pound dogs.Tenant is inherited from my last purchase so still on a 2 page long, overly simplified lease they signed with the last owner.