Need contract help with sticky wholesale assignment dilemma. 

I think there is still a video online of a police officer watching an HOA board president remove a sticky notice instead of being arrested for vandalizing a car.Did you have your tenant sign a copy of the complete set of HOA rules you gave them when they signed their lease? 

Per instructions to Schedule E, this is where generally you place that real estate.Instructions to Schedule C indicate you CAN report real estate rentals on Schedule C for very specific reasons - first, if you are a "real estate professional" (of which I am not - read above, I still get a W-2 from my employer), second if you hold the properties for "speculative purposes" but the test is your rents must be 2% or less than the lowest of your basis in the property, or fair market value....I buy very low and I'm closer to 18-20% (the LLC owns the property outright with no financing...I don't plan to finance).Here's where it gets sticky...the LLC that owns the rental properties also owns a phone system, and various tools used to rehab/repair/maintain the properties - most of which are capitalized (table saw, miter saw, job site boxes, etc).  

It's an easy calculation to make if the interest rate is zero, but it seems to get sticky when the interest rate is not zero.

My only worry with the peel/stick is the underneath surface and whether it will adhere well.

It can get sticky.

When I first started reading this, I had to pinch myself to know if this was real or not.Then I started laughing, not at you, but at what seems so out there yet so real, because we all know those relatives that will just stick no you like white on rice and expect you to carry them along.I feel really bad for you and I must ask, can your wife (his sister) not step in and try to do something here?

Someone with sticky fingers decided to take them when they packed up their belongings.I've been using the $2.74 towels from Wal Mart. 

Linseed oil, and some stains based on it, can often turn into a sticky mouldy mess.

So you tell me: do people put their cars in garages to shield them from heat so the seat isn't sticky (etc) when they go to get in their cars?