Then tell her Marley's ghost appeared to you angrily rattling his huge chain and promised chaos if you do not raise the rent $50/month.

Some of the MFR's I saw sell in the last 2 years in WH have definitely rattled my areas of comfort.  

In other words, I don’t want the floors to bounce when you walk through and rattle all the furniture and knick-knacks around.  

I've had attorneys rattle sabers at me and they ended up sitting on them.

Now its super easy to answer this question quickly and rattle off all the cool stuff you plan to do but seriously take the time to think on this long term.

The main realtor I work with, I'll call her with a couple deals I have and she'll rattle off a couple investors she knows that may be interested, and I have to tell her that I've already contacted them.

Another lender who I have been talking to said she though the appraisal might come in tight for the sales price but she really wasn't super confident or rattling off lots of comps or data about it.

What the underlying issue here is, they have you rattled.

It is so much more satisfying to drive than my Silverado single cab work truck or my wife's old Suzuki that had so many rattles it felt like some kind of chinese torture to drive it.

You've put into words what has been rattling around in my head and for that I thank you.