@Kai Van LeuvenCouole thoughts on the pet policy.Yes it’s fairly standard to charge an additional security deposit ( as carpets will most likely require additional attention for pet hair).

You might just find that both of the stormwater drains just need a good clean (sort of like when your bathroom drain gets clocked with all that sticky, guey hair that needs to be pulled out from time to time). 

And the interest rate is a hair lower for the same cost. 

I can share some laser-tight criteria that you can pull in List Source to get the best return on your money.

its hair on fire... prep a deed  get it signed and notarized have my secretary run it to the recorders.. hire a courier service to hand deliver cashiers check .. talk to customer service and get a date down so we basically knew our title position.. all done in a matter of a few hours.. 

I can connect you with a couple of wholesalers as well, but those deals aren't very laser focused on any specific buying profile... so it could take a very  long time to find the needle in the haystack with wholesalers. 

I can feel the grey hairs growing on my head as we speak (or as I type).

The other guy (much more handsome sexy, with beautiful curly flowing hair...) he leans against a palm tree, cracks open a coconut and get out a coconut tree worm.. munches on the rest and sips the water and says "aaahhhhhh" remember those old Coca Cola commercials right before the movie starts?

;P  LOLAs for the predictions, these topics remind me of the old guys that used to hang out at the barber shop where I used to get my hair cut, back when I still had hair to cut :)  .

I remember when eBay was plagued with scammers selling fake everything, internet stock forums were full of pump-and-dumpers (who actually succeeded at their ploys) and Google search advertisements promised to regrow your hair.