You're going to get creamed on this place, @Rudy Dvorak.

However, in your attempt to serve a tasty dish, you threw some sushi and some ice cream into gumbo.

But there were apparently 5 recessions in the 15-20 years prior to establishing the Federal Reserve, so it doesn't sound like it was all "peaches and cream" before then.The legislation enacted in 1913 made is much easier to have a big FEDERAL government.

I don't even want to know how they make a vegan cream filling.  

If you build a business around lease-options in RE, you would be much like an ice cream store selling only strawberry, nothing else.

That may still clog, though.Between shaving cream and my ever-disappearing hair, I end up cleaning my bathroom sink drain every few months.

My property was on the news for an ice cream truck driver that was shot to death in our parking lot. 

are not the 'voting' type so I'm sure he'll get creamed come election day regardless of his media presence.

While our apartments are not designed to attract the cream of the crop, do I create a criteria that demands better, or just be a little more loose and general?

When its rented you could either crash on a couch with a friend or find a cheap Airbnb room to stay in temporarily and cream the difference?