Keeping kitchens close would probably cut down costs in theory.

A lot of prospective tanants are either unwilling or unable to fork over four months worth of money up front and when other LL’s are asking three, it tends to cut down your list of prospective tenants. 

Lease terms are usually 20 years or longer, they would cut me a check for renting my roof.

They jumped the electrical lugs in the meter box with 2 pairs of scissors wrapped in electrical tape. 

Yes, because you have to cover treads and risers, cut around obstructions (posts, molding), and make sure everything is secure enough that the stairs are safe.

I just changed jobs with a huge pay cut (commute from 1 hour driving to walking 3 blocks - hooray!)

The house was sold and the new buyer immediately had the trees cut down and stumps removed at great expense. 10 or so years later the house was sold. 

***IF YOU GET RENTERS IN at MONTH 6, you are effectively cutting this whole number down.

It will cut down the initial calls.

We have it very clean cut who does what duties, and don't step on each other's toes.