Has any landlord here ever had to evict a morbidly obese bisexual drug addict, her fetishist feeder boyfriend, and all their sex toys and vintage fat-fetish porn VHS video collection?

For example, my wife likes to frame discussions about purchasing something (a book, toy, or anything) as, "we should invest" in a new... 

Time Frame 5 years ...april 20123. if goal is not achievedI will have to continue working dead end manual labor jobI will continue to make my company execs rich while I remain poorI will have to continue to struggle to make ends meetI wont be able to provide my family with things they wantI will continue having to deal with my clueless boss I wont be able to buy toys (cars, motorcycles, boat) for myself4.

You're stale and little reduction or toying with the MLS usually gets agents more frustrated than motivated as they've seen it for the last 122 days.

They are “toys”.  

@Patrick Toy if you can give a little more info as to the type of property you are looking for, I would be happy to see if there are homes that match your search criteria.

My current plan is to wait until/if the price of a condo/house is like a disposable toy to us, so the return will not matter.

In my limited experience with selling retail houses.. we put it right in the listing.. what stays and what goes.. window coverings in our market stay unless specifically stated.. and there is nothing about window coverings in our sellers disclosure docs.. those are more having to do with title  and major systems of the house.. no mention of light fixtures or window coverings.. and I am toying with the idea of putting a new Tesla in the garage of a big spec I am building in Charleston...

There is nothing worse then putting a kids toys on the curb, but again, part of the biz and you just move on.

I am toying with the idea of getting a realtor's license thinking it might help find deals on land.