It’s tough to fully visualize the problem from your description.

I would give them the red carpet treatment.  

Now for me, personally, I just put a bit more down to make it 1-1.25 DSCR just so the math on LLC's income appears differently for visual reasons but $300/mo($3600 annually and lowering each consecutive year) is a drop in the bucket for what that property will yield me year over year.

While it's true that I am generally much more likable than you I receive no special treatment from the mods here at BP.

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That all being said, I really don’t think open concepts or great rooms where the kitchen, living, and dining areas are either wide open or visually connected is going away at all. 

I would look at comps for high durability designs that are still visually attractive. 

I'm passing that treatment on to my tenants and guests. 

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The only permit requirement is for sewage treatment.