Like you mentioned, frequent crashes, problems uploading photos, weird restrictions on what words can't be used, listings removed for no obvious reason. ....and, to me, the navigation/operation is very unintuitive and cumbersome.

Like @Nicholas L. said, maybe look within a reasonable driving distance from where you live, is there any city or state where you have family or friends that live there where you could travel to frequently and they could keep on the property for you or somewhere you visit a lot.  

You can trick your heatpump tstat all you want on your own dime 😁🥶True , but boilers put off heat , if the Tstat is in the boiler room , the rest of the house would never see heat from the boiler anyway .

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These employers frequently attract new residents and create a steady influx of good quality renters and prospective tenants. 5) The Albuquerque metro area and Central New Mexico enjoy over 310 days of sunshine and a mild climate year-round.

For a list that small you may get lucky and no one will notice but in general you can easily run into frequent litigators that are just waiting to get called and file suit.

we see it done frequently and have done it but we will not go above 50-60% and require cross collateralization of 3-4x the amount being borrowerd.

Clayton frequently interviews a lot of the RD advisors.

I live over in Gadsden, frequently travel Birmingham, and dying to know what you see in Birmingham.