Or just change the locks, move in, get a couple rotweilers and pretend you have been living there for years.

I pretend the city doesn't exist. 

I like I remind folks that judgements against them, registered at Court of Queens Bench, will become a publicly searchable document & hinderance to many things including but not limited to: - obtaining utilities in their name- obtaining a loan -obtaining the latest iPhone on credit-obtaining future housing-obtaining employment Bob can continue to pay his friend to pretend he’s a lawyer (or maybe he really is?)

Stop pretending that since this place is better than what was originally rented it is all OK.

I don't pretend to be a designer, and I think that that would  likely be evident in my product if I tried to be.I've not tried Pay-Per-clic yet, although I was contemplating doing so for SEO.I'll look at the Wordpress Options. 

Is it as simple as hiring a camera crew to pretend to film the open house?

This has weeded out some of the mother-in-law or cousin, or friends pretending to be the landlord. 

And lastly, any trickery like pretending to rent out your residence to your girlfriend would probably be considered tax fraud if you have the intent to avoid paying taxes.

You have never pretended to know something here, and usually see more than I do.

These can run in the thousands of dollars, so you don't want to pretend like you never have to pay for the roof - you could end up doing that.