If kids from Bell, Coonley, Blaine, Burley, Nettlehorst, etc. went to Lakeview instead of into selective enrollment (the equivalent of winning the lottery) or, more likely, private school or the suburbs, the Lakeview HS District would create a great community and improve property values. 

Unless you've hit the lottery, somewhere your numbers are wrong.

See if you can legally raffle the property in Illinois, raffle can legally conflict with the state lottery but it would be worth looking into.

If you announced you won the lottery, someone would inevitably bring up the high taxes.  

. $350K in lottery tickets maybe.Real estate investing is a slow path to financial success and, maybe possible in your time line, but extremely unlikely.I would suggest that real estate investing is a good plan, although more of a mountain trail than a road, but you will need to seriously re-evaluate your time line.

When they realize that they will loose the roof over their head the rent suddenly moves ahead of other bills such as car, groceries, cell phone, weed, beer, cigarettes, lottery, new purse etc.....The ones that really can't come up with the money, well tough.

Lottery tickets, lacquer, cigarettes etc.

I think they're being re-routred through some Nigerian account so PLEASE send in those lottery tickets NOW.

Include a $1 scratch off lottery ticket and say "thanks for not gambling with your home purchase"This will stick in their mind better than a simple thanks for your business card.Congrats on the sale!

Low end folks think a suit is like the lottery.