It is deceitful, dishonest, greasy and worst of all adds absolutely no value whatsoever.  

Value can be eating at Cheeseburger Bobby's  for slightly more money.

But a fat  wad of greasy twenties stinking of sin...I'm just a man, Cody.

Like someone mentioned, the greasy brown nicotine was already dripping down the wall, when I applied simple green it was left night and day.

I can make a suggestion, but you might not like McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Even having just greasy surfaces, you've got a food source. 

I buy right and expect and usually get the desired profit at the end.But even a different business like McDonalds is still speculative that people will want to eat a cheeseburger.

with inflation increasing and taxes - you're money is earning .5%.you might as well go out and spend it on cheeseburgers and fries.learn about investing and how to make your money - WORK FOR YOU.rather than you working for money.

if you're about to invest in your first property and don't know the "formula to find out the ROI" - stop.you're no where near ready to buy anything except a cheeseburger at McDonald's.i'm not saying that to make fun either...even though it is funny :D seriously though - welcome to the forum!!

If I get some in the end, that's icing on the cake (but Uncle Sam will get his greasy fingers in that icing first lol).